Nothing can stop Gort except for the phrase
"FDA CEASE & DESIST"
"First we shall conquer MLM. Then Gort goes on BattleBots to conquer the WORLD!"
|Lifewave's number two lieutenant is Dr. Steven Haltiwanger. Always at David Schmidt's side, Dr. Haltiwanger stands ready to intercept any pointed question and to return fire with an overwhelming volley of obfuscation and indecipherable technobabble.|
During the first UFO visitation in 1951, alien scientist Klaatu was accompanied by a large robot and bodyguard named "Gort". Klaatu presented his technological marvel to planet Earth as an offering of friendship and peace, while Gort stood nearby, ready to vaporize anyone who challenged or threatened his master.
Lifewave inventor David Schmidt today offers his revolutionary Energy Enhancer patch to the MLM world as a means to become a superman with boundless energy, unlimited wealth and to feel good all the time. And much like Gort in the movie documentary "The Day the Earth Stood Still", Dr. Haltiwanger is standing at the ready to defend his mysterious leader David Schmidt from any serious inquiry or peer group analysis. Might Dr. Haltiwanger in fact be the powerful robotic bodyguard known as "Gort"?
Back In 1951
"Screw diplomacy. Must meet 'Robby the Robot'. Nothing stand in Gort's way. He's hot!"
"Gort has female for Klaatu. Must return to ship to begin insemination process."