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Lifewave President David Schmidt Leads Disaster Relief Effort
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Robert Burtis, WWSN Press
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September 6, 2005

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BUFORD, GA Standing in the doorway of his double-wide trailer, David Schmidt, inventor of the Lifewave patch and founder of the Lifewave MLM program, this morning pledged the support of his company to the relief efforts underway in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina.
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"We want to do our part to help. With shortages of food, water, and shelter throughout the great city of New Orleans, our generous donation of Lifewave Energy patches will give these people the 40% increase in energy and endurance they need to swim and survive. Our new RestQuiet sleep patches will help them get a good night's sleep at the end of an exhausting day of treading water."
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On Saturday, September 10th during lunch at the national convention in Las Vegas Lifewave leaders will be collecting funds for the American Red Cross. Following lunch at the Riviera Hotel, David Schmidt and Dr. Haltiwanger plan to attend a private showing of "Cirque du Pièce Rapportée" at the Bellagio followed by 18 holes of golf at the Wynn Las Vegas luxury resort.
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Thomas Burke, a LifeWave Member, is asking everyone to send 3 sets of patches out of their own supply. "With 20,000 affiliates around the world, we will be contributing 60,000 patches to the hungry and the homeless who were affected by this tragedy. It will also put my P.I. Bonus through the roof and give me a great charitable deduction at the end of the year."
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David Schmidt also issued a challenge to other MLM industry leaders, saying, "The MLM industry needs to come together and do its part. These are the first people we turn to when recruiting for our downlines. How can we set them up on autoship when their house is under water? Lifewave is donating thousands of patches - we challenge other MLMs to donate what they can. Xango Mangosteen Juice, SeaSilver calcium supplements, HerbaLife weight loss products, Ageless Xtra from Oasis, Laundry CDs, SmogBuster MPT Discs, the list is endless. Please help! Now, if you'll excuse me, Dr. Haltiwanger and I have to catch a limo over to the Bellagio."

This web page is a parody and a satire of Lifewave's announcement that leaders will be collecting funds for the Red Cross during lunch at the Riviera in Las Vegas. Affiliates have been asked to donate at least three patches which will be distributed directly to Emergency Response Personnel. Lifewave will also donate patches.
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The incredible devastation left in the wake of hurricance Katrina and the thousands of victims left homeless and hungry urgently need the support and assistance of every American and the WWSN supports the efforts of Lifewave and anyone else who contributes to the Red Cross.
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However, the use of this disaster by Lifewave as an opportunity to promote and distribute Lifewave patches, sell third party books, and promote their own MLM program through self-serving announcements, publicity stunts and photo opportunities, is disgraceful and shameless.
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LifeWave to help with Disaster Relief