New Medical Claims From Lifewave
Everything from weight loss, to stopping snoring, more serotonin, less myostation, more
growth hormone, less sleep, more muscle mass, better memory, and more collagen.

The Original Lifewave Patch and Energy Enhancement

Claims of an increase in energy, stamina and endurance of anywhere from 40% to even 300% within ten minutes of applying a Lifewave patch may seem outrageous, but they are not really a health claim.

Much like BioChoice (strengthens your immune system), Ageless Xtra (supports memory, mental clarity, and focus), Goji Juice (strengthens your heart.), Xango (anti-bacterial, anti-viral, anti-fungal), and a myriad of other nutraceutical products, they promise a lot without saying much of anything.

Why? Because if any of them begin to make substantive claims suggesting actual measurable health benefits or cures for illness and disease, the FDA and FTC would shut them down. Case in point? SeaSilver and claims that their product could treat or cure 650 diseases, including cancer, AIDS, diabetes and Lyme disease.

So advertising the Lifewave flagship product as one that will increase energy, stamina and endurance is a smart, safe, and clever promotion.

Forty Different Patches In the Pipeline

Their corporate PowerPoint presentation states that:

We can use the patch to 'transmit' virtually any biological message we want.

Huge Range of Application:

  • improving energy / stamina
  • increasing muscle mass
  • increasing growth hormone levels
With the public introduction of the RestQuiet Lifewave patch and the announcement by one of their top affiliates that "Lifewave has 40 different patches in the pipeline for all sorts of effects on the human body" we wondered how Lifewave would manage to stay under the FDA/FTC radar while marketing more than 40 Lifewave patches intended to have "all sorts of effects on the human body".

While their "RestQuiet" patch does not explain exactly how it works, it does state that:

"The RestQuiet Patch system is the newest product of modern science applied to ancient oriental medicine that induces you into a deep rest by means of a persistent stimulation of the bodies own natural acupuncture meridians."

Announcements on numerous Lifewave affiliate sites tell us more, stating that the:

"The process actually allows LifeWave to instruct the body with any number of messages. For instance, you can tell the body how to improve memory and focus, or how to improve relaxation and sleep, or how to increase muscle mass, or how to lose weight. There are vast implications for potential medical applications to be developed as well. Indeed this form of non-invasive interaction with the human body may be a paradigm for future medicine."

One such patch is already being sold exclusively by Lifewave affiliate Marvin Barre at RestQuiet.com featuring a standard Lifewave patch he instead calls the "RestQuiet" patch and the "NoSnore" patch. No one can explain why this one affiliate is allowed to sell a normal Lifewave patch and call it something else while claiming different results. Remember, Lifewave patches supposedly give you more energy and raise your metabolism - the RestQuiet patch puts you to sleep - and stops your snoring, at the same time!

"Induce a state of calm sleep by 'turning on' production of serotonin".

This certainly caught our attention, since Serotonin is an important brain chemical:

"The serotoninergic system is known to modulate mood, emotion, sleep and appetite and thus is implicated in the control of numerous behavioral and physiological functions."

Numerous prescription drugs and illegal street drugs will affect serotonin levels in different ways, including the former diet drugs Redux and Phen-Fen, anti-depressants such as Prozac, and even designer drugs like Ecstasy.

The drug affects the brain, primarily by causing the release of a neurotransmitter (chemical that carries signals between nerve cells) called serotonin. The rise in serotonin levels causes many users to experience changes in mood or mental outlook. Some users report that the drug triggers a feeling of euphoria or exhilaration, along with increased compassion and openness toward others.

Ecstasy (drug)

Will the FDA and the FTC take an interest in these new Lifewave patches that "signals the body to release serotonin" and "signals the pituitary to release Hgh"? An MLM selling products that create the same affect as federally controlled prescription drugs? What do you think?

Just Another "Overzealous distributor with incorrect information"?

That's the stock answer from the MLM corporate office when some of these statements are posted on affiliate web sites. We call it the "Mission: Impossible" defense.

"As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This recording will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim."
Affiliates do not generally make this stuff up on their own. They hear it from higher up, either on a three-way call, at an MLM convention, in a private e-mail, or during a national conference call featuring company leaders. It's usually prefaced with a wink and something like,

"Now, we can't say this publicly, but you can mention it to people on a one-to-one basis, yadda, yadda, yadda..."

When an affiliate publishes it on a web site, MLM corporate geeks act shocked and surprised!

"That's against company policy! That is an overzealous distributor with incorrect information."

...they will exclaim.

In the case of Lifewave, these statements were found on at least thirty different sites (and we have archived them all for safekeeping), each one featuring similar or the exact same wording:

What is exciting about the LifeWave technology is that our LifeWave patches may be encoded with any number of different messages for the body to receive. Our first patch products are encoded to tell the body to "burn fat and make energy" But we can also, for example:
  • Increase muscle mass by "turning off" a regulatory protein known as myostatin
  • Induce a state of calm sleep by "turning on" production of serotonin
  • Improve old age by "turning on" the pituitary into making more hGH
  • Improve memory, intelligence and focus by moving acetlycholine between the left and right brain
  • Increase collagen production for surgery-free face lifts
  • And dozens of other metabolic processes

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This patch is mostly being used for weight management.

"...go to sleep, make hGH are just some examples"

how to lose weight

Facelift patch

Increase Energy and Vitality

No-Snore Sleep Patch

"...produce more Human Growth Hormone (anti-aging)"

"beneficial weight loss"

"human-growth-hormone patch"

"instruct your brain to open up your breathing passages"

"Increase muscle mass by "turning off" a regulatory protein known as myostatin"

one loses weight!

very effective for weight loss

Build muscle, go to sleep, make HGH (Human Growth Hormones)

The patches were used in the Olympics and are accepted by the IOC. The FDA has approved all contents

2004 Olympic Gold Medals were won by athletes using LifeWave patches during training and competition...

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These claims are coming from the top. And we look forward to seeing what the FDA and the FTC will have to say when they find out about the new Lifewave patches that claim to turn off myostatin, turn on serotonin and HGH output, move acetlycholine between the left and right brain, and increase collagen production.

We can only guess at what kind of miracle patches we can expect to see Lifewave market next:

  • Increase penis size by "turning on" blood flow to the corpora cavernosa
  • Improve menopause and reduce symptoms by "turning on" production of estrogen
  • Increase hair growth by "turning off" DNA molecules responsible for male pattern baldness
  • Improve diabetes by "turning on" insulin production
  • Improve cancer by "turning off" fast growing tumor cells
  • Decrease weight by telling the body "burn more fat, please"
  • Improve attitude and emotional state by "turning on" nerve cells that produce dopamine
  • Increase breast size by "turning on" fat tissue cells in mammary glands
  • Improving the health of AIDS patients by "turning off" the HIV virus